Anti-Swimming Swim Club Tee

By Taper Triathlon – For everyone who’d rather not.

We see you. The “I-guess-I’ll-swim” triathletes. The ones who treat wetsuits like emotional support gear and think every session should end at the café, not the pool wall. Welcome to the Anti-Swimming Swim Club — the most loyal swim dodgers in triathlon.

Featuring retro bold fonts and your flamingo floatie mascot, this tee is a tribute to dry land, minimal effort, and maximum energy conservation. Perfect for open water haters, poolside loungers, and anyone who's ever conveniently forgotten their goggles.

Why you’ll love it:
🏖️ Unisex fit for all club members (cardio not required)
🦩 100% combed cotton = so soft it almost makes swim sets bearable
☀️ Pre-shrunk and mid-weight = ideal for skipping laps in style
🎽 Ribbed crew neck + double stitching = durable enough for T1 excuses
🎨 Printed locally with just the right amount of sass

Because let’s face it — if we wanted to swim, we’d have joined a swim club. But we didn’t. So we made this instead.

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