Beer Mile Tee

By Taper Triathlon – For the brave few who run hard and chug harder.

Every triathlete knows the real test of endurance doesn’t involve a wetsuit or aero helmet — it’s four beers, one mile, and the threat of a mid-race spew. This tee celebrates the chaos, courage, and questionable life choices that make the Beer Mile the hardest (and most hilarious) race of the year.

Featuring our sprinting bottle mascot and bold “Beer Mile” artwork, this shirt is perfect for post-race parties, unofficial time trials, or just pub runs with purpose.

Why you’ll love it:
🍺 Unisex fit for all finishers — whether you're sub-6 or just surviving
🏃 100% combed cotton = breathable enough for burps and blistering pace
💨 Pre-shrunk, mid-weight, and made for movement (or vomiting in the bushes)
🎽 Ribbed crew neck + double stitching = built to withstand beer spills and bragging rights
🍻 Printed locally for the hydration-challenged legends of Taper Triathlon

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And remember: sip, sprint, survive. 🍺🏁

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