Eat Sleep Taper Repeat Tee

By Taper Triathlon – Because tapering isn’t just a phase. It’s a lifestyle.

The Eat Sleep Taper Repeat Tee is for the triathlete who knows that peak performance isn’t built in the pain cave alone — it’s also born in the art of doing absolutely nothing (strategically). This design celebrates that sweet spot between high mileage and high naps, where pasta is plentiful and excuses are fully justified.

With bold stacked text and a clean, modern type, this tee shouts your priorities loud and clear: carbs, naps, low-intensity gossip, and dreaming of race day.

Why you’ll love it:
🍝 Unisex fit for everyone from the full senders to the full nappers
😴 100% combed cotton = soft enough for post-ride snoozes
🌀 Pre-shrunk and mid-weight = designed for café stops and couch sessions alike
🎽 Ribbed crew neck + double stitching = durable enough to survive all your “just one more week” tapers
🎨 Printed locally, because rest days are for local legends too

Swim, bike, run — but most importantly: TAPER. Then do it all again.

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